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Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

  • June 22, 2010 4:42 AM PDT

    Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

    It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

    • 352 posts
    June 22, 2010 4:53 AM PDT
    lol - good luck with that
  • June 22, 2010 4:54 AM PDT
    i thought you were to whisper " you are the homliest thing i have ever been with" hang on!
    • 1067 posts
    June 22, 2010 5:51 AM PDT
    Either way guys , it's gonna be wild ride.
  • June 22, 2010 5:55 AM PDT
    or...thats when the fight started...
  • June 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
    Ya all are just plain funny! Thanks for the gigles!
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    June 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT
    OR..... Grab a handful of titty in each hand and say "These feel just like your little sisters" !!!! THEN, hang on for 8 seconds !!!!!!!
  • g
    June 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT
    wife has no got a sister ...........has a brother though ...??
  • June 22, 2010 11:44 PM PDT
    BlvdCruiser wrote...
    OR..... Grab a handful of titty in each hand and say "These feel just like your little sisters" !!!! THEN, hang on for 8 seconds !!!!!!!
     

    HAHAHAHAHA....i have to remeber that one next time......
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    June 23, 2010 1:53 AM PDT
    G.... You say she feels just like her BROTHER and I KNOW you wont last 8 seconds !!!!!!!!
    • 1161 posts
    June 23, 2010 8:24 AM PDT
    g wrote...
    wife has no got a sister ...........has a brother though ...??



    Well you could say it but her mother would get a better reaction...
  • g
    June 23, 2010 8:42 AM PDT
    llf.
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    June 23, 2010 10:37 AM PDT
    ..then she says," Your Daddy" and then... you both hold on!!