Saying good by to Mom

  • January 27, 2015 3:39 AM PST
     
     
    You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!
    You don't even have to like 'em!

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
    turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
    pet 
    parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
    company 
    and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door
    to 
    leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back
    into 
    the front door.
     
    We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
    eat 
    the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get
    the 
    cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
    house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi
    driver 
    that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to
    my 
    mother.'
    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I
    said, 
    as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had
    to 
    poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
    off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
    blanket 
    to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
    downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
    The cab driver hit a parked car.
    • 1 posts
    January 27, 2015 10:02 PM PST
    ROFLMAO… and thanks for the funny to start my day.
    • 846 posts
    January 28, 2015 6:19 AM PST
    Nice, thanks
    • 1161 posts
    January 29, 2015 3:29 PM PST
    LOL Thanks ND I needed that!
    • 611 posts
    February 2, 2015 5:53 AM PST
    HAhahahahaaaa... omg, that is a funny one Dragon. Thanx for the laugh!