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Male Logic

    • 314 posts
    April 21, 2013 12:31 PM PDT

    And they say a man has no sense of logic....
     
    The wife left a note on the fridge.
     
    "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!!
    Gone to stay with my Mother"
     
    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold...
    What the hell is she talking about?

  • April 21, 2013 4:39 PM PDT
    In defense of male logic, maybe the wife's use of pronouns can cause the man great confusion, even when technically used properly. lol
  • April 21, 2013 10:57 PM PDT
    and the husband replied with a text , { THANKS FOR LEAVING THE COLD  BEER }         
    • 314 posts
    April 21, 2013 11:07 PM PDT
    HA
    • 2991 posts
    April 22, 2013 12:41 PM PDT
    Lmao ;) good one !!!
    • 611 posts
    June 13, 2013 10:25 AM PDT
    What's not working? TV works, fridge is cold and the lights on...
    I'll never understand women... Oh look, it's a motocross race! Sweet!
    • 6 posts
    June 13, 2013 12:14 PM PDT
    Wife asked me to go to the supermarket and pick up a jug of milk

    As I'm waking out the door she says, "Check so see if they have avocados; if they do get six"

    Come home with six jugs of milk and she gets all pissy. - I checked to see if they had avocados, they did, so I got six jugs, just like she asked. - Did exactly what she told me to and she gets all huffy.

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    • 1507 posts
    June 13, 2013 2:22 PM PDT
    He is just lucky she left the fridge at all..
  • June 14, 2013 2:33 AM PDT
    I ask the wife : "Do you want to go eat at the Mexican restaurant?"

    She replies, "I like Mexican."

    I say, "That's nice, but do you want to go eat at the Mexican restaurant now?"
    • 57 posts
    June 15, 2013 2:32 AM PDT
    My wife would never leave me a note like that, She knows i can't fix the Damned thing, She's always telling me if you want something done right you have to do it yourself, not sure what she means
  • June 16, 2013 9:29 AM PDT
    Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women!

    1) It's not against the law to keep old motorcycle parts in your basement!

    2) Your motorcycle doesn't care if you use tie-downs on her to keep her from moving!

    3) Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you & your buddy switch out & ride each other's motorcycles for a while!

    4) Your motorcycle doesn't care how many other motorcycles you've ridden!

    5) Your motorcycle doesn't get jealous if you bring another motorcycle home!

    6) If your motorcycle is too noisy, you can add baffles!

    7) Putting a rainsuit on before you ride your motorcycle is not an undesirable experience!

    8) You won't get arrested if you "choke" your motorcycle on a cold morning!

    9) If your motorcycle leaks any time during the month, you can usually stop it by tightening the drain plug!

    10) If you buy a motorcycle that comes with luggage, it actually saves you money!
    • 10 posts
    June 17, 2013 5:19 AM PDT
    Edgewalker54 wrote...
    What's not working? TV works, fridge is cold and the lights on...
    I'll never understand women... Oh look, it's a motocross race! Sweet!


    Edge, I love watching motocross, especially, in person. So, those comments would not get rid of me.I do dislike beer, however. I am a tomboy; I sure did have problems learning to wear dresses when I went to a Christian college.
    OOps, assuming you meant beer. I'll have a really cold Diet Lime Coke with Rum ;)
    • 10 posts
    June 17, 2013 5:22 AM PDT
    paulawest wrote...

    And they say a man has no sense of logic....
     
    The wife left a note on the fridge.
     
    "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!!
    Gone to stay with my Mother"
     
    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold...
    What the hell is she talking about?

     

    At paulawest, I'd think the frig, too!
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    June 17, 2013 5:38 AM PDT
    Edgewalker54 wrote...
    What's not working? TV works, fridge is cold and the lights on...
    I'll never understand women... Oh look, it's a motocross race! Sweet!

     
  • June 17, 2013 12:15 PM PDT
    I'd give her my generic answer,"yes dear, you're absolutely right".
    • 90 posts
    August 28, 2013 3:06 PM PDT
    ...who reads refrigerator notes?
  • September 2, 2013 7:59 AM PDT
    If my wife leaves a note she wants me to see she leaves it on the bathroom counter next to the toilet!!! What...I thought we were discussing male logic.
    • 7 posts
    September 8, 2013 7:57 AM PDT
    My first question? Why bother to leave the note?

    Just take the beer...
    That'll get his attention.

    Don't Ya think?

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • February 4, 2014 3:44 PM PST
    paulawest wrote...

    And they say a man has no sense of logic....
     
    The wife left a note on the fridge.
     
    "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!!
    Gone to stay with my Mother"
     
    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold...
    What the hell is she talking about?



    I don't get it.......what's the problem? LOL