Well, I hope y'all like this one better than the "Merry Christmas" one I posted...
So here it is...

OLD AGE

My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.

Time was, when of it's own accord,
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
the way it would behave,
For every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's little head,
and watch me tie my shoes.

Bwahahahahaaahaaaaahaaaaaa....lordy that's funny. Can I borrow that? My ex turns 40 this Saturday...lmao

RIde Free
Tweek

LMAOGood one !!!

Nice, Now what is the fix again?

Good one!!!!!!