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oh s**t

  • May 13, 2012 9:48 AM PDT
    A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know 
    you're upside down?" "Because the s**t is running down my back!"
    • 314 posts
    May 13, 2012 9:50 AM PDT
    I love that!
  • May 13, 2012 12:23 PM PDT
    HA! That would be a good indicator!!
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    May 13, 2012 5:13 PM PDT
    LOL :)
    • 7 posts
    May 13, 2012 10:59 PM PDT
    Just gotta say it...

    S**T HAPPENS. LMAO! Good one...

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • May 13, 2012 11:25 PM PDT
    Good one Geezer :)
    • 395 posts
    May 14, 2012 12:48 AM PDT
    yep..that's a sure indicator you're screwed!