The Aisle Seat

    • 19 posts
    April 28, 2012 4:02 AM PDT

    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.One took a window

     

    seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before

     

    takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine

     

    kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in

     

    the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'  'Don't get up,'

     

    said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

     

     
    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in

     

    it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks

     

    good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch

     

    it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and

     

    spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the

     

    flight.

     

     As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and

     

    knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab

     

    neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on?

     

    This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This

     

    spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

     

     

     

     

     

    THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

  • January 28, 2013 10:08 AM PST
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