Funny Song Titles

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    December 28, 2009 7:37 AM PST
    Like most people I love music and I listen to every type from Hank to Johann. I also love puns and word games and intentional malapropisms. So what really tickles me is the 'Word Game Song Titles and or phrases' that are most often found in country music. So if anyone else gets amusement from this tell us some of your favorites along with who performs it. Please keep it family.

    So I will start with two...

    I'm at home getting hammered (while she's out getting nailed)... Banjo and Sullivan

    I've always been crazy (but it kept me from going insane)...Waylon
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    You must think my Beds a bus stop the way you come and go-Barbara Mandrell
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    December 28, 2009 11:16 AM PST
    MASTER STROKE QUEEN
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    Watch my feelings grow - Dick Straight And The Blue Balls
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    anti-procrastination song - stormtroopers of death (about 10 seconds long)
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    I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead - suicidal tendencies
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    Think I'm dancing with a man......Rodney Carington
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    December 29, 2009 1:06 AM PST
    Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western - Adrenalin O.D.
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    Don't Go Away Mad, Girl Just Go Away - Motley Crue
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    December 29, 2009 2:50 AM PST
    SHE JUST FARTED - Rebel Son
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    Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine
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    We're "two of a kind" working on a "full house" - Garth Brooks
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    December 29, 2009 8:31 AM PST
    thought of another one
    She's Acting Single, I'm Drinking Doubles...Gary Stewart

    Ed comment...Jeez my life is becoming a country song
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    December 29, 2009 8:32 AM PST
    debrajo62 wrote...
    Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine


    Het Debra Jo He is one of my top ten song writers.

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    Satan Gave me a Taco - Beck
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    December 29, 2009 12:18 PM PST
    HDBeech wrote...
    We're "two of a kind" working on a "full house" - Garth Brooks

    Hey is that you and Lucky???

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    i'm my own grandpa by willie nelson
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    December 29, 2009 12:43 PM PST
    when the shit hits the fan Tod Rungren
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    tequila makes her clothes fall off - can't remember the artist, brad paisley?
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    December 29, 2009 12:59 PM PST
    Buck Naked Hank Jr.
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    in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey - beck

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    crap...couldn't get it to load

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    January 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    debrajo62 wrote...
    Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine


    Het Debra Jo He is one of my top ten song writers.
    You know what they say about Great minds!!!
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    Shiite hits the fan - Ross and Rotten
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    Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith