May I fluff your pillow....

    • 9 posts
    January 31, 2012 8:56 AM PST

    Stewardess...or Flight Attendant???


    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"


    Ride Free 
    Tweek


    • 580 posts
    January 31, 2012 9:04 AM PST
    LMAO Tweek (o:
    • 2072 posts
    January 31, 2012 10:46 AM PST
    I wanna be a pilot !!!!!
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    • 19067 posts
    January 31, 2012 11:55 PM PST
    You are so bad...
  • February 1, 2012 12:36 AM PST
    I had to sent this one to FaceBook.

    Thanks.
    • 395 posts
    February 1, 2012 12:39 AM PST
    hahahaha...nice...yea, i would be THAT passenger........
  • February 1, 2012 2:13 AM PST
    HAHAHAHA and I would probably be the pilot!!!
    • 7 posts
    February 1, 2012 2:56 AM PST
    ;-) LOL!!
    • 846 posts
    February 1, 2012 4:10 AM PST
    I must be traveling on the wrong airlines.
  • February 1, 2012 6:18 AM PST
    Nice, got to love those dah moments!
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    February 1, 2012 9:53 AM PST
    LOL really like this one thanks for sharing Tweek ; )
  • February 2, 2012 8:54 AM PST
    haha, that would have been funny...
  • February 2, 2012 10:00 AM PST
    Funny