Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

  • January 31, 2012 3:29 AM PST
    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.
     His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that
     Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
     When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer,
     who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
     The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
     Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather,
     "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
     The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
     The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
     Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind
     the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
     The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
     The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
    • 1161 posts
    January 31, 2012 5:57 AM PST
    Lol
    • 846 posts
    January 31, 2012 6:13 AM PST
    Nothing like a good lawyer joke thanks, Lol
    • 9 posts
    January 31, 2012 8:58 AM PST
    No honor among thieves...you did say he was a lawyer, YES???

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • February 1, 2012 1:30 AM PST

  • February 1, 2012 2:12 AM PST
    lol,lol.