Blonde jokes from a blonde, lol !!

  • January 28, 2012 1:06 AM PST
    7 degrees of Blondes
     

     
     
    FIRST DEGREE
     

    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
    at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
    listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
    from here!' and hung up.
    The husband said, 'Who was that?'

    The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
    If the coast is clear.'

    SECOND DEGREE

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
    and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

    The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

    So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

    The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

    THIRD DEGREE

    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
    door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
    angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
    overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

    The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

    The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

    FOURTH DEGREE

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
    She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, .... I know 'em all.'

    A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

    The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. It's W.'

    FIFTH DEGREE

    Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    A: 'Is it mine?'

    SIXTH DEGREE

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
    Government class The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
    Roe vs. Wade was about
    .
    Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
    George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ...'


    SEVENTH DEGREE

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
    ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
    reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
    and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
    ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
    sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
    home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
    they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
  • January 28, 2012 1:36 AM PST
    hahaha you goofball! I'm just a crazy assed redhead, but have a blonde daughter!
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    January 28, 2012 3:42 AM PST
    good one
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    January 28, 2012 5:10 AM PST
    LOL 7 degree's of blonde, very funny ; ) Thanks for sharing !
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    January 31, 2012 10:57 AM PST
    Oh yeah... thanx for sharing.
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    January 31, 2012 11:43 AM PST

    Mile High Club....continued. 

    First Class Blonde
    A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

    The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

    After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

    The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

    "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
     

    I think I was on that flight...

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