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Prob Seen This Warning About Beer Consumption...

  • Edgewalker54
    • 611 posts
    January 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints
    of beer within a one (1) hour period.
    Description: cid:2.2131706964@web162205.mail.bf1.yahoo.com


    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,
    yes, 100% of all these men:
    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Couldn't hit the toilet while urinating.

    No further testing was needed!
  • LolaMagdaleneScott
    • 395 posts
    January 13, 2012 12:03 AM PST
    oh..that was bad,bad,bad.....
  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    January 13, 2012 8:38 AM PST
    Awe C'mon...don't sugar coat it. Tell us how ya really feel....

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    January 14, 2012 5:37 AM PST
    LOL good one !
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    January 14, 2012 11:06 AM PST
    8) Couldn't hit the toilet while urinating.
    Pardon me, I NEVER miss!!!

  • Edgewalker54
    • 611 posts
    January 15, 2012 12:26 PM PST
    @DebraJo... Please remain seated for the entire performance.... Known a few 'dribblers' in my day
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    January 15, 2012 1:30 PM PST
    lol Edgewalker, I don't seem to have a problem remaining seated.... always great posts from you.. you're my kinda guy