Ingrediants:

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

I'll jot down the directions as I make the cake...

1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl
3. Check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer.
6. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
7. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again.
8. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK...try another cup just in case.
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the fruit up off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
15. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
16. Check the tequila.
17. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts.
18. Add one table.
19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink...whatever you can find.
20. Greash the oven.
21. Turn the cake tin 360s and try not to fall over.
22. Don't forget to beat the turner off.
23. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
24. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

 

Cherry Mristmas!

Lol, It sound like way I cook anything sometimes when it finish and ready to eat. I don't care any more. I do switch between Beer, Jack and tequila. I depends on what I fixing.
Thanks,

LOL ..Good One.& cherry mirstmass to u too !

Lol. I needed a belly laugh thanks!

Sounds about right !!!!

Thank you for this!! I am making it for my first independent Christmas. After work though. HAHAHA..

Now that's my kind of baking!

one tequila......two tequila.......three tequila................floor....................................no baking required,lol

Oh hell bro, that was a winner! Excellent bar none! Thank you for posting this. I just have to share this on my fb page. Merry Christmas!

haha, I had to share that one with my Parents, they love Tequila..

Yesh, I had a berry merry Crishmush... Tankx for the receept... no, re-sha-pee.... close enuff! Good sctuff man...
Edge... of sobriety...