Favorite Quotes & Sayings

    • 1780 posts
    July 1, 2010 4:25 AM PDT
    If you don't have one ...check one out...if you have two...turn one in.
    Old Air Force saying
    • 1780 posts
    July 1, 2010 4:28 AM PDT
    Old Navy ship saying.......All personnel forward report aft, All personnel aft report forward...all personnel a mid ship avoid the confusion.
  • July 1, 2010 4:30 AM PDT
    Picking the lesser of two evils is still picking evil! Jerry Garcia

    The world is three drinks behind! Humphrey Bogart
    • 1780 posts
    July 1, 2010 4:30 AM PDT
    Old WWII B-17 saying......There we were one turning three burning, didn't think it could get any worst! The pilot told everyone to go on 100% oxygen, and can you believe it some shit farted into the oxygen system.
    • 1066 posts
    July 1, 2010 4:31 AM PDT
    Never ride less than forty miles before breakfast.
  • July 1, 2010 4:32 AM PDT

    "Hey...Come Pull My Finger?"

  • July 1, 2010 4:34 AM PDT

    or "Smell My Finger?"

  • July 1, 2010 5:26 AM PDT
    "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
  • July 2, 2010 2:48 PM PDT
    No One Can Make You Feel Inferior
    Without Your Consent......................Elenor Roosevelt
    • 5420 posts
    August 16, 2011 6:24 AM PDT
    Hey, Remember that time when you Shut Up!
    • 846 posts
    August 16, 2011 7:30 AM PDT
    Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO” what a ride!

    • 3006 posts
    August 17, 2011 5:40 AM PDT
    "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

    thanks Roaddog for the proper quote
    • 130 posts
    August 17, 2011 8:48 AM PDT
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    "A monkey in a silk suit is still a monkey "
    ~ Spanish proverb
    • 0 posts
    August 17, 2011 9:18 AM PDT
    If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his arse so much...CHEERS BOOF
    • 9 posts
    August 17, 2011 9:38 AM PDT
    "Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bells...."
    "We want to run a rescue shop within a yard of HELL"
    Mission Statement for "Bikers for Christ" Founder-Pastor Fred Zariczny (Pastor Z) 1990
    • 0 posts
    August 17, 2011 10:15 AM PDT
    Im as fine as frog hair thankyou very much.CHEERS BOOF
  • August 17, 2011 11:13 AM PDT
    Life is a journey, not a destination.
    • 0 posts
    August 17, 2011 11:15 AM PDT
    Fair dinkum..Ya shag one sheep and your branded for bloody life..
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    • 1516 posts
    August 17, 2011 12:34 PM PDT
    No wukkin furries!!
    • 0 posts
    August 17, 2011 1:13 PM PDT
    DebraJo wrote...
    No wukkin furries!!

    she's a bloody rippa this lil sheila..Bloods worth bottlin....CHEERS BOOF

    • 9 posts
    August 18, 2011 12:11 AM PDT
    Thats slicker then deer guts on a doorknob
    • 0 posts
    August 18, 2011 8:22 AM PDT
    Life is tough.. Its tougher when your stupid
    • 601 posts
    August 18, 2011 8:39 AM PDT
    There's only one M........................and thats FCUK- EM
    • 30 posts
    August 18, 2011 11:04 AM PDT
    A truly happy biker is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour
    • 844 posts
    August 19, 2011 10:27 AM PDT
    A setback is just a setup for a comeback.