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  • January 12, 2011 5:53 PM PST
    Next on the Barnett-Jackson Auction from the Evel Kenevel estate, the 13th car and the motorcycle he nearly suceeded on.
  • January 12, 2011 5:57 PM PST
    I hate when my wife comes to take me home from the bar when the sun goes down
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    January 12, 2011 6:15 PM PST
    ShitI honest mate I cant find the disc lock keys anywhere
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    January 12, 2011 7:23 PM PST
    Trailer! We don't need no stinking trailer!
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    January 13, 2011 6:00 AM PST

    I swear occifer, I only had ti mini martoonis...
  • January 13, 2011 8:57 AM PST
    That will teach you to not leave you bike where I need to backup!
  • January 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST
    Bill was frustrated to find that the first day of the Motorcycle Safety Class consisted of driving "The Simulator"
  • January 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST
    Cameron was amazed that his Singles Ad worked so well.
    Diana was great looking, funny, and really sweet. In fact, she insisted on not accepting any money for gas or parking for the concert.
    Still, the entire way to the show, Cameron was wondering exactly how he was going to approach the fact that Diana had clearly misinterpreted his ad:

    SWM, 45, with front row tickets to the sold-out concert on Friday seeks a SWF.
    Must love motorcycles and will take it in the rear
  • January 15, 2011 10:04 AM PST
    try this one
  • January 15, 2011 2:55 PM PST
    Cletus yews all hi fallootin wid dat factree air! dam son im pressed!
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    January 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST
    Duct Tape.... A handymans secret weapon
  • January 15, 2011 10:37 PM PST
    Honestly Cletus i dont know why you felt the need to do that we live in Florida
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    January 16, 2011 1:23 AM PST
    Hey Gomer, they is snorkels. Honest!
  • January 16, 2011 2:27 AM PST
    I told you I know how you are driving my car. Now I have to reset the acceleration indicator and you have one last chance. If you fail, then you will walk forever.
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    January 17, 2011 6:19 AM PST
    Try This one...
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    January 17, 2011 6:44 AM PST
    "Harley Riders are Pussies"

    Sorry guys - couldn't resist that one but before ya throw me off - how about:


    "When I grow up I'll growl like a Harley and not simply purr like a kitten"
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    January 17, 2011 7:35 AM PST
    chocmintz wrote...
    "Harley Riders are Pussies"

    Sorry guys - couldn't resist that one but before ya throw me off - how about:


    "When I grow up I'll growl like a Harley and not simply purr like a kitten"



    I'll admit it...Pet me right and I'll purr like a kitty....  

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    January 17, 2011 7:39 AM PST
    I only look soft and cuddly...
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    January 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST
    OK Pat that was funny but quite right. The male riders ( and some females too) are looking for....

    here is my try...

    " Man I need a ride!"
  • January 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST
    WHERE IS MY F!@#$%^&*())(*^%$#^*&^# BIKE AT??????? I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • January 18, 2011 1:04 AM PST
    " You want a peice of this?"
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    January 18, 2011 2:35 AM PST
    you didn't just mark my bike (dog).
  • January 18, 2011 7:17 PM PST
    "Fear the Cat-dana"
  • January 28, 2011 12:31 AM PST
    Try this one...
  • January 28, 2011 2:53 AM PST
    Damn new fangled ABS brakes dont work for shit!