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Tough Questions...

  • September 9, 2010 7:35 AM PDT
    Why do they call it "asteroid" when it's out of the hemisphere, but call it a "hemorrhoid" when it on your ass?
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    September 9, 2010 10:28 AM PDT
    How come you see signs on the road that say 'End Construction' and there always is more construction????
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    September 9, 2010 10:32 AM PDT
    If one synchronised swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?
  • September 10, 2010 5:22 AM PDT
    If fire fighters fight crime, and crime fighters fight crime....

    What do freedom fighters fight?


    Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways? 
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    September 10, 2010 8:37 AM PDT
    What happens if your scared half to death twice?
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    September 10, 2010 8:40 AM PDT
    Where is Old Zealand?
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    September 10, 2010 9:23 AM PDT
    Taking one from Larry the Cable Guy....
    There is a high school called Hank Williams Junior High School, now he wants to know if it is...

    Hank Williams, Junior High School

    or is it

    Hank Williams Junior, High School

    He said it doesn't really matter cause no one graduates from it anyway...
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    September 10, 2010 10:04 AM PDT
    If you make cows laugh does milk come out their nose's
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    September 16, 2010 5:10 AM PDT
    A few more to ponder...

    If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

    If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?

  • January 19, 2011 3:13 AM PST
    What animals would be in a zoo in Africa?

    Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

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    January 19, 2011 3:56 AM PST
    Why can you but a revolver that fires 410 shotgun shells, but if you cut the barrel of a 410 shotgun shorter than 18" it's illegal?
  • January 19, 2011 4:02 AM PST
    Why is common sense called common? it pretty rare!
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    January 19, 2011 4:10 AM PST
    RevBigJohn wrote...
    Why can you but a revolver that fires 410 shotgun shells, but if you cut the barrel of a 410 shotgun shorter than 18" it's illegal?

    I ment to write buy a revolver

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    January 19, 2011 5:27 AM PST
    If a Firefighter fights fire what dose an Arsonist fight?

    If you see Blue would it be the same color if you could look through some one elses eyes?

    If a Firefighter fights fires, Then should cops be called Criminalfighters?

    If I have a websight should it not be called myspace?

    If you have a unique Tattoo and see a bunch of them is it still unique?

    If Retired Army are called Ex-Army, And Retired Navy called Ex-Navy, And Retired Air Force called Ex-Air Force, But there is no such thing as an Ex-Marine so what are Retired Marine called?

    If a whale shark is a Shark how can it have no shark teeth?

    Is Whale Wars fighting whales, Since firefighters fight fires?
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    January 19, 2011 9:21 AM PST
    Seakers to answer the marine retried thing, well an old saying is Once a Marine always a Marine. Here is an old one. If we drive on a parkway then we must park on a driveway.
  • January 22, 2011 12:11 PM PST
    If a mime is behind an invisible wall and you shoot a gun at the mime, would the bullet go through the wall? I am willing to find out!
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    October 4, 2012 11:48 AM PDT
    Is it okay to put your mouth on a common Listerine bottle since it Kills Germs?
  • October 4, 2012 12:47 PM PDT
    JUMBO SHRIMP???????
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    October 4, 2012 3:53 PM PDT
    If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
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    October 4, 2012 3:54 PM PDT
    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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    October 4, 2012 3:56 PM PDT
    Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

    (how many people are looking at their phone now?? wtf????)
  • October 6, 2012 4:28 AM PDT
    The little dot is a hold over from the old ten key adding machine. It helped the people who used them a lot to know that the fingers were on the right keys. Just like the "F" and "J" keys on almost all typewriter (remember them?) or qwerty keyboards.

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    October 6, 2012 7:12 AM PDT
    Why is it called common sence when it is not common at all.
    Why are we called "Bikers" when we ride motorcycles not bicycle.
  • October 7, 2012 12:27 PM PDT
    If regurgitate is puking....what is gurgiatate?
  • October 7, 2012 12:55 PM PDT
    Seakers wrote...

    Why do they put up Deer Crossing signs if the deer cant read them and know they need to cross near it?