A Dad's Response‏.......


                        I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
                       
                        We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
                       
                        I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
                       
                        The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
                       
                        My dad kept staring at her.
                       
                        The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
                       
                        When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
                       
                        Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
                       
                        In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
                       
                        “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." 

LOL

that's funny!

I think he did the peacock and the photo is proof!!!!

roflmao

Age and treachery! Gotta love us old guys.

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Now that sounds like something g would do !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

And that is why wisdom comes from the older generations. (Got to love that!)