Luke, I am your...........

  • March 4, 2012 1:10 PM PST
    Luke I am your Proctologist
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    March 4, 2012 1:30 PM PST
    Luke, I am your girlfriend's father and we need to talk....
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    March 4, 2012 1:38 PM PST
    MoonlightRide wrote...
    Luke I am your Proctologist

    And I can see a light saber at the end of your tunnel.............

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    March 4, 2012 6:29 PM PST
    Luke I am your Mothers new boyfriend and yes you have to call me Daddy
  • March 4, 2012 6:46 PM PST
    Luke, I am your.........room service maid...Is That Ewock Spit On Those Sheets?
  • March 5, 2012 4:13 AM PST
    Luke, I am your cellphone. Now hang up and drive!
  • March 5, 2012 4:53 AM PST
    Luke, I am your...........Worst Nightmare...
  • March 5, 2012 5:55 AM PST
    Luke I am your Doctor and I am sorry to say that you have a STD, I warned you about those Ewoks!
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    March 5, 2012 12:36 PM PST
    LUKE I AM YOUR GIRLFRIENDS DAD AND WE GOTTA TALK BOY
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    February 9, 2013 10:38 AM PST

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    February 10, 2013 3:48 PM PST
    Luke I am your: body-shop teacher, never put lacquer directly over enamel ever again!
  • February 10, 2013 6:46 PM PST
    Luke I am your other father but it's ok because President Obama says that we can get married!
  • February 19, 2013 9:18 AM PST
    Luke I am your insurance carrier and the HAPPY ENDING after the probe droid will cost you extra.
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    February 21, 2013 4:34 PM PST
    ohhh nothing.  nevermind.  messed mine up and don't know how to delete it
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    February 21, 2013 5:28 PM PST
    Luke I am your test, If I had been your actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information.
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    February 21, 2013 9:36 PM PST
    Luke, I am your real McCoy
  • February 23, 2013 4:07 AM PST
    Luke I am your................? Damn Alzheimers!
  • February 23, 2013 4:08 AM PST
    Luke I am your........ IRS Consultant, gonna cost you an Arm.. or a leg
  • February 28, 2013 4:22 AM PST
    Luke I am your conscience...makingout with your sister is soooo wrong.
  • February 28, 2013 8:58 AM PST
    Luke I am your MOTHER what did I told you about playing with your stick!!!!
  • February 28, 2013 10:52 AM PST
    Dark Helmet: Lone Star, I'm your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousin, former room mate.
    Lone Star: What that make us?
    Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

    From one the funnest spin off movie of Star Wars. Space Balls.
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    March 19, 2013 9:13 AM PDT
    Luke I am your sponsor....Now gimme that bottle
  • March 19, 2013 10:30 AM PDT
    Luke, I am your motorcycle. Together we shall rule the highways!
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    March 20, 2013 10:36 AM PDT
    Luke I am your favorite Aussie..Now buy me a beer