The Story Goes On

    • 658 posts
    March 4, 2012 7:34 PM PST
    shoulders. Looked him in the eye and said.....
    • 0 posts
    March 5, 2012 12:34 PM PST
    RIGHTIO ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG YOU UGLY BASTARD
  • March 5, 2012 3:24 PM PST
    She threw him on the bed and then....
  • March 5, 2012 4:09 PM PST
    attacked him viciously with a wet lettuce leaf, a handful of goose feathers and a rather large...
  • March 6, 2012 3:44 AM PST
    foam finger from last nights ball game.
  • March 6, 2012 5:24 AM PST
    Then she did the strangest thing and tickled him, tickled him with a pickle? He was beging to feel like lunch.........
  • March 6, 2012 5:43 AM PST
    until she took something from her handback that frightened him, it was a ....
  • March 6, 2012 7:00 AM PST
    letter from his wife! After reading it, he concluded that she...
    • 846 posts
    March 6, 2012 8:12 AM PST
    was his long lost sister in-law and that he was............
  • March 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST
    in really big trouble when he got back home, so why go home, he pushed the sicko away and ran for the...........
  • March 6, 2012 11:09 AM PST
    ...next train to Clarksville...upon his arrival, he remembered that he forgot his............
  • March 6, 2012 11:21 AM PST
    pants and his bike, the last week or was it month has been dam hard on him maybe he should clean up his act but.......................
  • March 6, 2012 11:29 AM PST
    stops for a minute has another drink and says maybe I should just take my sister in law since ........
  • March 6, 2012 11:37 AM PST
    she's going to rat anyway, so back to her room to jam her on the back of the bike however on the way to her room....
  • March 6, 2012 11:42 AM PST
    jamming her on the bike might leave a mark , so He picks up some more booze and some cushions so ..................
  • March 6, 2012 11:45 AM PST
    she could ride bare fender without having a bruised butt, but she was going to tell the wife why should he care? He often wonders why he's a real nice guy to nasty.............
  • March 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST
    Hermaphrodites like her. Gosh, that tiny pillow was so hard to find. "You look like a Sherman tank with a kick stand", I said as she...
  • March 7, 2012 11:46 AM PST
    spit in me eye like a camel, then lit a camel,,,,,,,,,,
    • 658 posts
    March 7, 2012 3:32 PM PST
    and said, Little Boy are we going to play games or get down to some serious........
  • March 7, 2012 4:19 PM PST
    drinking. He picked up a bottle of Tequila and ...
    • 658 posts
    March 7, 2012 4:24 PM PST
    took a couple of big swigs and began to....
  • March 7, 2012 5:13 PM PST
    Dance around naked then she...
    • 658 posts
    March 7, 2012 5:40 PM PST
    let out a big ole Whoo Hoo and began to dance and just as........
  • March 8, 2012 1:36 AM PST
    they were really getting into it a bunch of Nuns walked by and
  • March 8, 2012 7:09 AM PST
    he said, "Hey Penguins, What you got on under those clothes", and the 1st nun said...