The Story Goes On

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    March 1, 2012 6:50 AM PST
    tobacco and lanolin and a warm glass of olive oil...
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    all sucked though a sweaty sock that has a...
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    March 1, 2012 6:53 AM PST
    small raspberry frog in the toe just to take the edge off
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    March 1, 2012 6:54 AM PST
    and a nice crispy dried sweat feel to it
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    and when you suck down to the skin cell shandy it tends to...
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    March 1, 2012 7:25 AM PST
    make your eyes water and ya gag reflex go into over drive
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    So its time for your favourite beer, you grab one, you sit down, you chill, and now because of all the previous imagery you can only taste the ...
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    March 1, 2012 3:49 PM PST
    garlic, sweat and olive oil still in the back of your throat, whose idea was that shit?? So lets have another shot of jack and..........
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    enjoy this Playgirl magazine. (Yes, I said Playgirl. LOL) Wow! Would you look at the size of that guy's....
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    Eyebrows?!?!? Thought they said there were tech tips in this magazine, time to get a...
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    New set of glasses so i can see the ...
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    the map and get the hell out of this Alice and wonderland story, he seemed to be stuck in kind of like a fairy land so
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    he went riding with a bunch of fairies and they took him to...
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    see the Wizard to see if he could ....
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    stop the gay sh*t that was happening to him but.....
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    March 3, 2012 2:39 PM PST
    out of the blue, a bunch of flying monkeys showed up.......
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    March 3, 2012 4:33 PM PST
    and starting laughing at him and calling him names......
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    and as they flung they poo and laughing loudly, suddenly there was a giant...
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    March 4, 2012 7:19 AM PST
    PAIR OF PINK FLUFFY DICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
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    as he reached down to pick them up, a really hot biker chick rode up on her Harley and gave him a ride to.....
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    March 4, 2012 1:34 PM PST
    the next town. They stopped at the edge of town, where she asked....
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    March 4, 2012 6:30 PM PST
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you enjoying the ride cowboy...
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    so he took off his hat and boots and said...
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    March 4, 2012 6:38 PM PST
    baby if you last eight seconds you win a prize
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    and as his gun belt slid to the floor she took a hold of his.....