The Story Goes On

    • 9 posts
    February 27, 2012 8:09 AM PST
    Seems like it shoulda been mustard, but it ain't...
  • February 27, 2012 8:58 AM PST
    must have been more strung out then he thought, but why was his motorcycle parked in front of the shrinks office?
  • February 27, 2012 1:55 PM PST
    His shrink invited him over ,and told him to bring that big thing he had on his shoulder so road over there and........................
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    February 27, 2012 2:43 PM PST
    put his frilly dress back on to that he could talk to the shrink for free, as he sang, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty!" but the shink...
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    February 27, 2012 3:38 PM PST
    said, "Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it." and I said, What you talking 'bout Willis???
  • February 27, 2012 4:13 PM PST
    "I'm talkin bout that frilly black dress you have on, thinking it's gonna cover up the facts.....
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    February 27, 2012 9:41 PM PST
    That are in question during our session covering the events of the last few days....
  • February 28, 2012 2:38 AM PST
    "Oooo look you're wearing clogs!!!"
  • February 28, 2012 2:42 AM PST
    and do those clogs have chewing gum on the top? Oh No, its not chewing gum...its...
  • February 28, 2012 2:43 AM PST
    ASPARAGUS!?!?!
  • February 28, 2012 2:47 AM PST
    With a white sauce? and what is that sticking out of the pocket of that dress, is it a.....
  • February 28, 2012 2:54 AM PST
    a Pearl Neck Lace so now what?
  • February 28, 2012 3:06 AM PST
    What are you going to pull out of the OTHER pocket?
  • February 28, 2012 5:13 AM PST
    Ss he reaches inthat pocket he s thinking should i pull out the big...............
  • February 28, 2012 7:17 AM PST
    nipple twister?!?!?
  • February 28, 2012 7:19 AM PST
    ...or the candy cane made with Bavarian sausage...
  • February 29, 2012 12:41 AM PST
    He couldn't decide so instead he choose to take a double shot of...
  • February 29, 2012 1:06 AM PST
    of double stuffed oreos he twisted the tops off and licked the creme filling and thought.........
  • February 29, 2012 1:14 AM PST
    "mmmmm, this reminds me of the girl I once knew who had a ..."
  • February 29, 2012 1:45 AM PST
    dairy cow who's fresh milk I drank right from the...............
  • February 29, 2012 2:08 AM PST
    Wally World carton, I wasn't sure but I thought it tasted like...
  • February 29, 2012 2:14 AM PST
    chocolate..........
  • February 29, 2012 2:57 AM PST
    But it wasn t chocolate it was Kalua humm haaaa now he's feeling mighty ...........
  • February 29, 2012 5:46 AM PST
    wobbly as he got back on his bike, then he saw a
  • February 29, 2012 6:10 AM PST
    used condom!