The Story Goes On

  • February 25, 2012 12:35 AM PST
    He hadn't realized that dogs could actually laugh or that he could get so effed up on shrooms when he...
  • February 25, 2012 1:27 AM PST
    coughed 5 or 6 times and from the back of his throat flew a.....
  • February 25, 2012 2:03 AM PST
    mockingbird bird. But its all right, the bird could sing
  • February 25, 2012 3:48 AM PST
    his favourite rock numbers, but as it mocked him he...
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    February 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST
    PULLED HIS 45 FROM HIS MANKINI AND BLEW THE BIRD AWAY
  • February 25, 2012 11:42 AM PST
    now alone, he was left alone to be in his own mind which is a place no one should go so he...........
  • February 25, 2012 11:53 AM PST
    plucked the bird, lit a fire and waited for it to...
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    February 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST
    cook. You know what would go good with mockingbird? Mushrooms he thought...
  • February 25, 2012 3:02 PM PST
    If i only had a bottle of Jack and .......
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    February 25, 2012 3:04 PM PST
    hmmm, that all I need come to think of it
  • February 26, 2012 2:10 AM PST
    and a nubile young maiden...
  • February 26, 2012 3:08 AM PST
    like the shelia back at the bar days ago or weeks ago was it, that's when he knew he had way too much fun in.....
  • February 26, 2012 4:23 AM PST
    In his blackout , but when he realized where he was he.....
  • February 26, 2012 5:11 AM PST
    took off the frilly dress and the ribbons that had been put in his hair and looked for his.....
  • February 26, 2012 7:21 AM PST
    Man clothes and as he rummaged around the dark recesses of the room he found the....
  • February 26, 2012 9:24 AM PST
    his thong he thinks, but when he reached down to grab them off the floor his hands felt some thing not right........
  • February 26, 2012 9:30 AM PST
    LOL Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo He thought ! Is that what i think it is ? , I hope its ..............
  • February 26, 2012 10:22 AM PST
    just a boot or some thing, but it wasn't he reach down and found
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    February 26, 2012 12:33 PM PST
    a large black, uummm, sex toy?
  • February 26, 2012 1:30 PM PST
    However, the batteries were dead, so he....
  • February 26, 2012 1:40 PM PST
    throw over his shoulder and finished getting dressed, he'd been on a 3 day or was it a 3 week high and needed......
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    February 26, 2012 2:15 PM PST
    to plug in his cell phone to so he could call..
  • February 26, 2012 2:38 PM PST
    His shrink , because theres a lot of strange things going on, but after he told whst was happening the shrink said........
  • February 26, 2012 9:37 PM PST
    "Hmmm, So Ven Vas It You First Thought You Vas A Lobster? ...and why have you turned up with that great big..."
  • February 27, 2012 7:18 AM PST
    corn-dog, and WHAT'S THAT SMELL????"