into the row of bikes --

of which all feel but one

He then gets up and says.....

man , I thought I had a strike

nope, looks like a spare. And speaking of looks

I couldn't help but fart when I saw you.....

on the cover of

High Times ,smoking a

big purple Hawaiian bud ----   

And I said to myself..."Self...

this is a buzz that will hang around for

me to kick back and enjoy

until I hear that voice that

can I see some identification please

and then I ran for the

longest time until I realized

that I had lost the cops and was now standing in front of the local cat house

with two crisp hundred dollar bills in my pocket

and all the ladies of the night were

looking mighty fine and calling my name.

So i walked over and said whats up ladies,who wants to party?

and they said if you've got the money honey we've got the time and we will             

make your fantasies come true

and we will rock your world like

Janis Joplin with all 53 members of her high school football team