some lovely during the heat of passion. But I digress, After my friend won his bet and we downed our drinks, it was time to head back onto the highway. We had miles to go and the night was still young. We fired up our scoots and ...

I fell over drunk...

toppling civilizations and overthrowing governments would have to wait until

after a rousing chorus of Waltzing Matilda

All this talk of a billabong made us thirsty. So, we headed back in to the bar ...

WHERE WE FOUND A JOLLY SWAGMAN AND 3 MIDGET STRIPPERS ALL LOOKING THROUGH A TUCKER BAG

I realized that it was my tucker bag and I had carelessly left it on the bar stool. I knocked the swagman to the floor and pushed the midget strippers back on stage. We needed to get out of here before the midget security shows up.
We left the bar, hopped on our bikes and headed south east. I was glad to be on the road again because the town of Kynuna was just a little bit to weird for me.

I could only take so much riding, I wanted to fly away, maybe rent a bike to cruise around the island.

Little did I know I was heading to the island of Dr.Moreau!.

When I got to the airport I was told my flight was canceled because

of a freakish late April snow storm. I actually saw a turkey vulture fall from the sky. I just shook my head and headed to the...

dump , where the other vulture were having a roadkill party for ,,,,,

all the bikers on cyclefish who rode on the...

ride to hell

The vultures noticed us at their feast right away and turned their ugly beaks on....

the crooked cops who were on the on the next pile of garabge

They were looking for crime scene evidence and I figured it was none of my business and continued my scrounging.

for porno my ole lady threw out

I love dump diving, I didn't find my porn but I did find...

my ex ole ladys # that I use to make my own porn movies with .

She never had a clue what they sold for on.....

ebay and I made

ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW..

I now watch it before we

go play bingo at the