Sharing a bottle of wine...

    • 114 posts
    June 24, 2011 6:36 AM PDT
    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.


    The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'


    Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'


    The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.  She hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.


    The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
    The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches.
    Don't mess with them.
    • 21 posts
    June 24, 2011 6:50 AM PDT
    haha!! classic
    • 3006 posts
    June 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT
    lol good one !!!
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    • 19067 posts
    June 25, 2011 1:31 AM PDT
    saw that coming...
    • 1161 posts
    June 25, 2011 4:26 AM PDT
    He should have seen that coming. Lol
    • 1161 posts
    June 25, 2011 4:26 AM PDT
    He should have seen that coming. Lol
  • June 26, 2011 11:34 AM PDT
    classic just like a woman
  • June 26, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
    Hey, I had no idea people were now writing jokes about my ex-wife. Ha love that.
    • 114 posts
    June 26, 2011 5:34 PM PDT
    2000GLIDE wrote...
    Hey, I had no idea people were now writing jokes about my ex-wife. Ha love that.

    Too funny...... 
  • June 27, 2011 12:52 AM PDT
    Good one Carrie....
    • 30 posts
    August 10, 2011 4:17 AM PDT
    cracked me up!
    • 846 posts
    August 10, 2011 6:22 AM PDT
    Good one thanks for the laugh today.