Unconditional Love

    • 5419 posts
    February 8, 2010 4:30 AM PST
    Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you...

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

    Go back in one hour and open the trunk.

    See which one is happy to see you!


    (ps, It was nice knowing you all)

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    • 1364 posts
    February 8, 2010 4:31 AM PST
    Its a good thing my truck doesnt have a trunk, The dog house isnt big enough for two
    • 1040 posts
    February 8, 2010 4:46 AM PST
    Lucky wrote...
    Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you...

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

    Go back in one hour and open the trunk.

    See which one is happy to see you!


    (ps, I was nice knowing you all)


    Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO

     

  • February 8, 2010 5:21 AM PST
    I don't have a dog............but I don't think it is advisable to try this.. Letting the "CAT" out of the bag could be deadly.........t
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    • 277 posts
    February 8, 2010 5:23 AM PST
    fxrdude wrote...
    Lucky wrote...
    Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you...

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

    Go back in one hour and open the trunk.

    See which one is happy to see you!


    (ps, I was nice knowing you all)


    Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO

     
    fxrdude:   Do like black Road Kings?  It's yours!!!!

    HDB

  • February 8, 2010 5:27 AM PST
    You shoulda put a picture of the wife not the dog........would that have helped..????????????
  • g
    February 8, 2010 5:32 AM PST
    nice dog though,........i'll swap it for ma wife !!
    • 1040 posts
    February 8, 2010 5:35 AM PST
    HDBeech wrote...
    fxrdude wrote...
    Lucky wrote...
    Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you...

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

    Go back in one hour and open the trunk.

    See which one is happy to see you!


    (ps, I was nice knowing you all)


    Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO

     
    fxrdude:   Do like black Road Kings?  It's yours!!!!

    HDB

    Laura, Black Road Kings Go FASTER; I'll be happy to take it. Just LMK when he's unable to ride it anymore and I'll even come and get it and thanks Laura for your kindness. Hey Lucky, sorry man, but if ya ain't gonna be around, that bike should go to good hands...LMAO

     

  • February 8, 2010 5:41 AM PST
    LOOKS TO ME THAT SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE SLEEPING WITH A DOG FOR A LONG TIME....
  • February 8, 2010 6:47 AM PST
    Lucky wrote...
    Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you...

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

    Go back in one hour and open the trunk.

    See which one is happy to see you!


    (ps, It was nice knowing you all)


    She should be happy you got her a dog!!! 

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    • 1516 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:03 AM PST
    Sorry Lucky but I think you put this under the wrong category.. it should be under "What is the dumbest thing you have done lately" category.. hehehehe
  • February 8, 2010 7:07 AM PST
    I'm surprised no one has asked for Laura...???
  • February 8, 2010 7:15 AM PST
    Which would cause the most pain...locked in a trunk??....or look dear what I just got for us..her name is.....no not good
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    • 277 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:19 AM PST
    I have to say, if I was going to be locked up in the trunk of a car, I would RATHER be with a DOG than my husband!
    • 513 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:32 AM PST
     If fxrdude is getting the bike, can I have the wife????????  LOL!


    • 16 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:52 AM PST
    Uh huh. I wanna be a fly on the wall when you try to put the wife in the trunk.
    • 1040 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:56 AM PST
    Dyna wrote...
     If fxrdude is getting the bike, can I have the wife????????  LOL!




    Hey, wait a minute; I thought Laura came with the bike!!

    • 2072 posts
    February 8, 2010 8:08 AM PST
    Services for Lucky will be February 13, 2010. The family asks that in lieu of flowers a donation be sent to The Dumb Ass Husbands Of America in Lucky's honor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 1161 posts
    February 8, 2010 11:43 AM PST
    BlvdCruiser wrote...
    Services for Lucky will be February 13, 2010. The family asks that in lieu of flowers a donation be sent to The Dumb Ass Husbands Of America in Lucky's honor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Could we also send dog food in lieu of flowers?

    lol
    • 190 posts
    February 8, 2010 1:37 PM PST
    LMAO, I can't stop. Enjoy the dog house Lucky.
    • 910 posts
    February 8, 2010 1:45 PM PST
    This has to be the funniest forum going!
  • February 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST
    ROFLMAO!
  • February 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST
    LOL! That was sent to us dog rescue ladies a few weeks ago. The joke was to put your dog and your husband in the trunk of your car and leave them there for a few hours...the dog was happier to see me. j/k!!

    Locking my hubby in the back of his van would be like offering him a weekend getaway. He's got an army cot, MRE's, and a large duffle bag full of emergency supplies back there.
    • 513 posts
    February 8, 2010 7:57 PM PST
    fxrdude wrote...
    Dyna wrote...
     If fxrdude is getting the bike, can I have the wife????????  LOL!




    Hey, wait a minute; I thought Laura came with the bike!!

    No, bike and wife are sold as separate items, see small print for details, all gift tokens and and discounts do not apply, subject to terms and condition as overseen by the financial regulators.

    Note: No animals were harmed during this commercial but Lucky got his ass kicked!






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    • 277 posts
    February 9, 2010 4:50 AM PST
    Hey, if I'm locked in a trunk, there will be no SELLING of Lucky's Road King. It will be FREE!