For all you Golfers out there

  • March 3, 2016 1:06 AM PST
     I've tried to play golf several times and came to relize I had rather shave my head with a "Cheeze Grader" than play that game, but for the ones that love it here are a few funnies for ya:




    Ten Best Caddy Responses

    Number :10
    Golfer:    "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy:    "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    Number : 9
    Golfer:    "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy:    "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    Number : 8
    Golfer:    "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy:    "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

    Number : 7
    Golfer:    "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy:    "Eventually."

    Number : 6
    Golfer:    "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy:    "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

    Number : 5
    Golfer:    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    Caddy:    "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    Number : 4
    Golfer:    "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy:    "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf."

    Number : 3
    Golfer:    "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy:    "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

    Number : 2
    Golfer:    "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy:    "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
    Golfer:    "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy:    "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    Bonus

    An old favourite . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . .  He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy ,
    Golfer:    "Can you see any obvious problems . . .?"
    Caddy:    "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club."
    Golfer:    He picks up his club up and cleans the club face.
    Caddy:    " . . . other end."


    Be safe out there
    Night Dragon
    • 5417 posts
    March 3, 2016 1:38 AM PST
    Not a golfer, but I have hacked at it. These are frigging hilarious so I am steeling the list and sending to my golfing buddies.
  • March 3, 2016 9:04 AM PST
    LOL, funny stuff but not a golfer either I do play a mean game of putt putt watch out for those miniature windmills they a game killer
  • June 2, 2016 5:16 AM PDT

    Another one for the Golfers .......

    A Golfer is playing a course he has never been on before, so he hires a local Caddy.

    On the first Tee he hit's one way down there.......He turns and ask his Caddy "Is That a Good Place to Be"?

    The Caddy reply's...."Well if ya need to take a Shit it is"