How I lost my front teeth

  • June 17, 2014 2:37 PM PDT

    I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old sow came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
     
    She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
    I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
    She said, “I sure do."
     
    I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
     
    My dental surgery is on Monday.



    Jon
  • June 19, 2014 1:55 AM PDT
    Oh damn that one brought tears to my eyes.......Loved it!
    Night Dragon
    • 284 posts
    September 5, 2014 10:48 AM PDT
    LOLOLOL They all look better at closing time. But there are times when even then... That was great Jon