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another from OZ

  • JonCallihan
    March 2, 2013 5:50 AM PST
     In OZ, Doris is Abby

     
    Dear Doris, My wife is always goin mad at me for always being on this forum instead of washing the dishes. What should I do?

    Dirty Dish Doer.

    Dear Dirty Dish Doer, I suggest you only eat TV dinners, that way you can use the forum, eat and do the dishes at the same time. She will then be obliged to take out the garbage as you have cooked and done the dishes.
     


    Jon
  • petrusrock
    March 2, 2013 6:20 PM PST
    Dear Abby,
    What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?
  • petrusrock
    March 2, 2013 6:23 PM PST
    Dear Abby,
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
  • JonCallihan
    March 3, 2013 11:23 PM PST
    petrusrock wrote...
    Dear Abby,
    What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

    If you have talking Chickens and Turkeys, have them for dinner.

    Jon