February 19, 2013 1:03 AM PST
This just in from OZ on the Silverwing Fourum
Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by
> his attorney.
> Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it
> appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported
> employment
> income.How do you explain that?"
>
> Ralph replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win."
>
> The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.
>
> I can prove it," said Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"
> The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
> Ralph said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my
> own eye."
> The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!"
> Ralph removed his glass eye and bit it.
> The official's jaw dropped. Ralph said, "Now, I'll bet you two
> thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
> The official could tell Ralph wasn't blind, so he took the bet.
> Ralph then removed his dentures and bit his good eye.
> The stunned official was now three grand in the hole!
> Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asked. "I'll bet you six
> thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and **** into that
> wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in
> between."
>
> The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way
> this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again!
>
> Ralph climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket
> completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk.
> The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge
> win! But then he noticed that Ralph's attorney looked ashen and was
> visibly shaken. "Are you okay?" he asked.
>
> The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Ralph bet me twenty
> thousand dollars he'd **** on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
February 19, 2013 7:57 AM PST
LOLOL OMGOSH that is tooo funnnnnyyy lololol
February 19, 2013 8:37 AM PST
I have read this before and still makes me laugh, thanks for the post and the Laugh.
February 20, 2013 12:05 AM PST
An oldie but a goodie. lol