This may have been here last year

  • February 19, 2013 1:03 AM PST
     This just in from OZ on the Silverwing Fourum

    Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by
     
    > his attorney. 
    > Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it 
    > appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported 
    > employment 
    > income.How do you explain that?" 

    > Ralph replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win." 

    > The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look. 

    > I can prove it," said Ralph. "How about a demonstration?" 
    > The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." 
    > Ralph said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my 
    > own eye." 
    > The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" 
    > Ralph removed his glass eye and bit it. 
    > The official's jaw dropped. Ralph said, "Now, I'll bet you two 
    > thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." 
    > The official could tell Ralph wasn't blind, so he took the bet. 
    > Ralph then removed his dentures and bit his good eye. 
    > The stunned official was now three grand in the hole! 
    > Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asked. "I'll bet you six 
    > thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and **** into that 
    > wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in 
    > between." 

    > The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way 
    > this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again! 

    > Ralph climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket 
    > completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk. 
    > The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge 
    > win! But then he noticed that Ralph's attorney looked ashen and was 
    > visibly shaken. "Are you okay?" he asked. 

    > The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Ralph bet me twenty 
    > thousand dollars he'd **** on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
     
     
    • 284 posts
    February 19, 2013 7:57 AM PST
    LOLOL OMGOSH that is tooo funnnnnyyy lololol
    • 1 posts
    February 19, 2013 8:37 AM PST
    I have read this before and still makes me laugh, thanks for the post and the Laugh.
  • February 20, 2013 12:05 AM PST
    An oldie but a goodie. lol