Blonde Pilot

  • May 3, 2012 1:14 AM PDT
    This  is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater  airplane with just the pilot.

    He has a heart  attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May  Day.

    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had  a heart attack and is  dead.

       And  I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

    She  hears a voice over the radio saying:

    "This is Air  Traffic Control and I have you loud  and clear. I will  talk you through this  and
       get  you back on the ground.  I've had a lot of experience  with this kind of  problem.

       'Now,  just take a deep breath.  Everything will be fine! Now  give me your height and position."
    She  says,   "I'm  5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

    "O.K." says the voice on the  radio....  
      
      
    "Repeat  after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."

    • 9 posts
    May 3, 2012 1:18 AM PDT
    Buahaahaaahaaaahaaaaa! That's awesome...

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • May 3, 2012 1:54 AM PDT
    Why do the post jumble like that?
    • 611 posts
    May 3, 2012 8:38 AM PDT
    I like it! Damn funny...
    @ Paula about the jumble... The default line spacing for the web page can't 'read' the format when it's big letters and large space between. Better to post on the 'Advanced Reply Form', then you can make it bigger but not fall outside the limits of the line spacing. Tain't a computer guru, but I saw a video once!
    EdgeMan
    • 846 posts
    May 3, 2012 8:48 AM PDT
    Nice, Thanks for the chuckle

  • May 3, 2012 8:52 AM PDT
    Thanx Edge "computer guru" Walker!! LOL