1.  Well you could have done like me and just said, "Because, I'm a pervert."  Then you would have had a good reaction, insted of you turning red for being discovered.

2.  You could have said it truthfully and said in a Loud voice, " I'm a Bargan shopper and I like most of the people that shop look for the best bargan for the most food, Because we are not all rich."

3.  Or be a bit more like me and be sarcastic and said, " I'm rich I want to spend the most amount on a bunch of small turkeys for the least amount of food  for Thanksgiving". 


Just a few thoughts.

I need learning cause I don't never gotta go do the shopping...I'm gonna remember yer tips...

Remember Randy....No Retreat / No Surender
I was at LA Fitness one day with a tank top on, so most of my tats were showing, and I was on the elipctial machine, and I could see this old man next to me checking out my tats. Finally he could not take it anymore and said........why would you do that to your body. I just looked at him in a demonic look and with a demonic voice I said
"Because I'm the Anti Christ"!!!!! The old dude got off his machine and walked out the front door.
OK Gang was I wrong to scare the shit out of Grand Pa Pa????
What was I suspose to say.......Just to piss you off Grandpa.
Sometimes I'm just not a social Butterfly

Ya me neither Dragon....no social for me...I was in a checkout line last summer n was leathered up caus I was on Dixie n the people let me go first to get me outa there..hahaha....