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When You got to Go, And He Won't Stop

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Well I ride my own so when I have to go to the bathroom I just stop. But usually when I tell my husband I have to go he will stop at the next bathroom for me. He knows I will stop without him.

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When i gotta go; i gotta go! I don't care who's leading... i stop. They'll either catch up to me or the rest of the ride will be solo!

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Lucky wrote...
HDBeech wrote...
OMG Tammy you are so RIGHT! I can't count how many times Lucky has a passed a perfectly good rest stop when I told him I had to pee. It's always "just a little bit further...." I have probably watered so many canyons and highways in this country, that if I was an animal, I would have marked my territory all over the U.S.!


 

Do I not always tell you to go before we leave!!!

THEY NEVER LISTEN! LOL Mine will eternally complain that I don't stop enough! I tell her well you better hit the head now because we won't be stopping for a while! LOL

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You have to stop every three hours or so for fuel anyway. Whats the problem! LOL

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My brothers use to call me "10 mile" so I had to limit my liquid intake when riding.  Then I discovered I had diabetes; the cause of my frequent urination.  But it was damn funny when I suddenly pulled off the road to pee and all the brothers pulled over wandering what the heck was wrong.  After many such occurences they are the ones who decided to monitor my fluid intake.  So, I thought about getting one of these.


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Kaki wrote over 3 years ago
Tammy, I found you only have to pee on the motorcycle seat one time. I guarantee the next time you say you need to go, he will cut across 6 lanes of traffic to get to a bathroom for you :)

I laughed soo fu!@#$% hard when I read this topic, but this one had me in stitches.

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Since I lead a lot of our rides I know all the best Piddle Parlors along the route! Here's a pic of me waiting for the outhouse at lake Berryessa when ALL THE GUYS had to go!Since I lead a lot of our rides I know all the best Piddle Parlors along the route! Here's a pic of me waiting for the outhouse at lake Berryessa when ALL THE GUYS had to go!  Hence the coined title of this pic~ Dead Mackeral Stare




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This made me giggle! I once told him I had to go and he didn't pull over. I told him again and he said "oh, ok, next gas station". As we past the 10th one I wrapped my long legs around him with my roach killer cowboy boots resting on his precious custom paint job, and we stopped at the very next station! LOL!

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Penne! hahaha I pee outside along the road...couldn't care less and it's cleaner than public rest rooms anyway. If I have to go...I go.

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ya know my ex would never stop, and I could hold and hold and hold until one day one of his friends and pregnant wife was in the car. She said I have to go, he refused and passed 3 exits, she again said in case ya didn't notice I'm 8 months pregnant and have to go now, he kept driving and driving, passed the next exit. Her husband then said " man, what the hell is wrong with you? she has to go so stop." ex's comment is I bet she could hold it longer I make "T" hold it for hours and she complains, but I can control her why don't you control your pregnant wife. his friend said "dude your ****** up man peeing has nothing to do about control, and the fact you are using the bathroom as control factor means you got your self some serious issues you need to address." They never did another thing with us again in fact won't even talk to him. A couple of years later he became an ex found out he couldn't control me if he tried. Now while we were riding, I've been riding almost as long as i've been driving so I just pull over and go, everyone else will stop trust me. besides that's what maps are for. have a great one "T"

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Some tips on peeing outside. If ya have really good control down there, you can pull your drawers halfway down and push really hard...pee like a man. Or...do the girl squat, legs spread wide and pee down hill, that way it won't splat back up on ya. Oh yeah...and don't pee on a rock....greenery is better. LOL

Modesty? hahaha what is that? I have none!

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My daughter got me on of those standing up things! LOL! No way! I'd be as likely to use one of those as wear men's underwear! Never! I can pee in the woods just fine though, I grew up camping so that's not an issue! Funny how when THEY gotta go it's urgent and when we do it's being girly! wth?!!

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no kidding right Penne! have a great one "T"

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Hey...... I'm a Surgical Nurse with a great idea !! Two words "FOLEY CATHETER" !!!!!!!!!

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Mr Blvd have you ever had a "Foley Catheter?" I have when they did a lobectomy on me, got a terrible bladder infection, they did because getting up after opening the chest would be painful, to get up and go, however after they remove the freaking thing, having a bladder infection, peeing blot clots every 15 minutes, while I was coughing them up, lugging around the crap for my chest tube hurt 100 times more than just getting up and going. Foley's bad Idea. man have a great one! "T"

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All I have to do is nibble on his neck and he knows it's time to stop.. My husband pulls over right away, even if I just want to stretch my legs ;:

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Ladies.....PEE ON HIS BIKE!!!  ...It could work 2 ways, one, he will stop as soon as you say you need a pee, or two, he will never never ever EVER let you back on his bike...


It really is a no brainer...lol...you need to pee so just pee.....make sure you either have a change of clothes with you or wear something you can pull outa the way...


As soon as anyone I am with on bike, or in car or truck asks, then I find somewhere to stop, I reckon it this way, I piss you off you aint gonna feed me-I LIKE FOOD.....I piss you off often I aint gonna get lucky for a long time-it aint rocket science is it?  .....BUT.....If I show you just how caring a person I am and when my back itches like it does I know it will get scratched, I get fed, I get looked after in other ways, y'know... there is absolutely NO F*KN WAY I am going to mess that idea up!!!!!


C'mon guys...man up on this one, you want to do the ride, she needs a pee, so stop already, let her do it, even if it delays you 20 mins tops...I bet the benefits outweigh the negatives .....you know what I am saying.....

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LOLjetman...If a guy wont stop.. time to ride yourown!!

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Yeah, that would do too...lol...but I still like my way on this one...lol...I like food etc...aint rocket science .....

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