Here are the Answers

 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named
 April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's
 name?
 Answer: Johnny of course

 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
 tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
 Answer: Meat.

 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in
 the world?
 Answer: Mt. .Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very
 good at this are you?]

 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three
 feet by four feet?
 Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
 Answer: Incorrectly

 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the
 summer. How is this possible?
 Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
 Why not?
 Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera
 to take pictures.

 8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
 Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ....]

 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
 what place would you be in now?
 Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second
 place, not first.

 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The
 yolk of the egg is white"?
 Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
 other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all
 in another field?
 Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
 stack.

 You can go back to sleep now ....

good ones

2 wrong - 6 & 8 but seeing as I don't live in America I think I can be forgiven for 8 hee hee (o:

Got them all right but that was good. Thanks

Believe it or not, got every damn one... correctly...
If your mother's father married a woman, then divorced her and married her sister, what would you call her?
What is round, hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?
What four-letter word ending in K means "intercourse"?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

His head, 'talk' & legs, of course....
Oh... and either Gramma or her first name...