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It's Called........THERAPY!

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 
1..
 In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. 
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
3.
 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 
4.
 Sing Along At The Opera. 
5.
 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 
6.
 When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 

 



And The Final Way
 To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8.
 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. 







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highrisk


Hearts of fire
Streets of stone
Modern warriors
Saddle iron horses of chrome
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So Jeff, how much does your neighbor want for their house

sorry, you know me well enough by now to know if you throw my a softball I'm gonna swing at it!

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 Lucky - CycleFish Leader

 

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Price is dropping everyday............... Thunder headers at 2 AM in the morning is a nice wake up call......

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highrisk


Hearts of fire
Streets of stone
Modern warriors
Saddle iron horses of chrome
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Wanna get it real bloody cheap? Pay my fare across for a coupla weeks I might even be tax deductable..CHEERS BOOF

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