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highrisk wrote about 1 year ago A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass. . .” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear w ith every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'Yo u can stay there until I let you out!' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!' ______________________  Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome |
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Tweek wrote about 1 year ago Ohhhh damn, that's fuuuuunnnnny! |
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DebraJo wrote about 1 year ago lol ______________________  |
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sjsak1 wrote about 1 year ago UGH OH! |
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JDub54 wrote about 1 year ago Funny |
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chocmintz wrote about 1 year ago LMAO (o: ______________________  Hugs and smiles are the best gifts - free but worth their weight in gold |
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Steven wrote about 1 year ago Thats an ass whopping in the makings |
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Seakers wrote about 1 year ago And the rest of the ass woopings begin! ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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Chaz wrote about 1 year ago Then there was a new member of the red ass club. Thanks for the chuckle ______________________ Chaz
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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RandyJoe wrote about 1 year ago That's laugh out loud funny....lol... |
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badinfluence1968 wrote about 1 year ago rednecks, we're everywhere! ______________________ if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. |
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