to  jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!

That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

That's a real talent you are wasting.

You could be famous!

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

"OUCH"

and then he gave her, her him, a shove...

AWWWW, Things are not always as they seem!!! LOL

Awe man, that was great! I really didn't see that coming.

That's just wrong on so many levels !!!!!

At least the biker didn't try to pack the dude.
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