ONE 


Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you 
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. 

I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 

'You don't?' I replied. 

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 

'That's right.' 

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets 

(Unbelievable but sadly true...) 


TWO 

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. 

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code 
so she could scan it. 

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' 

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' 

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. 

She had no clue to what had just happened. 


THREE 

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card

into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. 

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' 

(keep shuddering!!) 


FOUR 

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 

 

'Do you need some help?' I asked. 

 

Taco read them all and can relate to the car remote.
Tonight at work one of the younger men came over and asked me how do you change the battery on his car remote. I asked why? He told me that he couldn't get into his car as the battery was flat in the remote. I took his keys and UNLOCKED his door!!!!!
He was DUMB struck!!! No BS mate. I laughed and laughed!!!!

Mate they know as we where at the lunch table!!!

I did the same thing for my sister the other day and she is 23.....   

These are great, although a bit of a sad commentary. I have one too...
Sitting at a lunch table in a factory where I worked one of the people had a new thermos bottle with the labels still on it. That label announced "Keeps hot hot and cold cold." One of the other people at the table asked "How do it Know?" if it is hot or cold?

One more true but sad...
At this factory I was an electronic technician and one not too bright young lady asked if me or the friend I was sitting with knew anything about televisions? Yes we replied and she said that her new TV wasn't working very well. She has taken it to the repair shop twice and they said there is nothing wrong with it and that it worked fine. My friend asked her if her antenna or cable was correctly attached. She replied in absolute innocence, "You have to hook and something to it???" Absolutely true!

and now for one observation...

Why do the "bridge freezes before road surface" signs in some southern states have the added line?

"In cold weather"??????