The teacher was asking for short stories about the childrens daily trips to school and Johnny was the first to raise his hand.  The teacher dismissed his request with a scowl and said "not today Johnny, you cuss too much".

After sevral children told their stories, Johnny was the only one still holding up his hand, so against her better judgement the teacher told him to tell his story but to watch the language.

Johnny began, "Riding to school on the bus this morning, I saw a cat go by the bus doing 50 mph."
  
Teacher, "50 mph, Johnny?"

"Yep! 5 MPH"

"OK, go ahead"

"Then a couple seconds later, a dog went by the bus doing 80 mph!"

"80 MPH JOHNNY?"

"Yep, 80MPH"

"OK, go ahead with your story"

"Then all of a sudden, that cat came to a sudden stop and that dog ran right up that cat's ASS!"

"NOT ASS, Johnny.!!!!......RECTUM!!!"

Johnny rebutted "Wrecked 'em hell  !!!!!, It killed 'em both right there!"

hahahaha, Little Johnny strikes again!!!

What would we do without the little Johnny jokes.....LOL