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The blind cowboy
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highrisk wrote over 3 years ago, Modified over 3 years ago An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times ______________________  Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago Kinda reminds me of the picture of the mouse giving the finger to an eagle about to pounce on him, Last great act of defiance. ______________________
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Suzithetailor wrote about 1 year ago That was funny. And I'm a blond! Good one. LOL! |
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NICE!!!! I'm bald and I still don't get it!! HA HA!!! j/k ;-) |
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