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Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez 

were all having lunch together. 
 
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that

I'm the strongest man in the world, but

how can I be sure?
 
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the

hottest man alive but I've never had it

confirmed.' 
 
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the

sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' 
 

They all decided that the best way to find out

if their beliefs were true was to approach the

wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them

whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt

was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the

sexiest. 
 
They agreed to meet again the next day for

lunch to discuss their findings. 
 
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.

'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am

the strongest man in the world!'

 

Brad Pitt followed and boasted it is true, it has

been confirmed that I am the Hottest Man alive!!  

 

 Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, pissed off almost with tears in her eyes and asked, "Who the hell is "Debra Jo?"

 



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DebraJo62

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lol - good good

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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. 

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LOL.....i see were ya put ya name in there deb....good one

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YA GOT ME WITH THAT ONE DEBRAJO!!!

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RexTheRoadDog

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Sorry Jennifer, the mirror NEVER lies !!!!!!!

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I know who Debrajo is

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highrisk


Hearts of fire
Streets of stone
Modern warriors
Saddle iron horses of chrome
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LOL.....Good one DebraJoe....you go girl!

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I agree do not like j. Lo

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That was a good one and funny to. Debrajo you have my vote too. LOL!

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