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Taxed to Death!

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At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of
        it. 
   Be sure to read all the way to the end!  
         
               Tax his land,
               Tax his bed,
               Tax the table
               At which he's fed.
         
               Tax his tractor,
               Tax his mule,
               Teach him taxes
               Are the rule.
         
               Tax his work,
               Tax his pay,
               He works for peanuts
               Anyway!
         
               Tax his cow,
               Tax his goat,
               Tax his pants,
               Tax his coat.
         
               Tax his ties,
               Tax his shirt,
               Tax his work,
               Tax his dirt.
         
               Tax his tobacco,
               Tax his drink,
               Tax him if he
               Tries to think.
         
               Tax his cigars,
               Tax his beers,
               If he cries
               Tax his tears.
         
               Tax his car,
               Tax his gas,
               Find other ways
               To tax his ass.
         
               Tax all he has
               Then let him know
               That you won't be done
               Till he has no dough.

               When he screams and hollers,
              Then tax him more,
               Tax him till
               He's good and sore.
         
               Then tax his coffin,
               Tax his grave,
               Tax the sod in
               Which he's laid.
         
               Put these words
               upon his tomb,
               ' Taxes drove me to my doom...'
               When he's gone,
               Do not relax,
               It's time to apply
               The inheritance tax.
         
               Accounts Receivable Tax
               Building Permit Tax
               CD L license Tax
               Cigarette Tax
               Corporate Income Tax
               Dog License Tax
               Excise Taxes
               Federal Income Tax
               Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
               Fishing License Tax
               Food License Tax
               Fuel Permit Tax
               Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
               Gross Receipts Tax
               Hunting License Tax
               Inheritance Tax
               Inventory Tax
               IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
               Liquor Tax
               Luxury Taxes
               Marriage License Tax
               Medicare Tax
               Personal Property Tax
               Privilege Tax
               Property Tax
               Real Estate Tax
               Service Charge Tax
               Social Security Tax
               Road Usage Tax
               Sales Tax
               Recreational Vehicle Tax
               School Tax  

                   State Income Tax
                   State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
                   Telephone Federal Excise Tax
                   Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
                   Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
                   Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
                   Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
                  
Telephone State and Local Tax
                   Telephone Usage Charge Tax
                   Use Tax
                   Utility Taxes
                   Vehicle License Registration Tax
                   Vehicle Sales Tax
                   Watercraft Registration Tax
                   Well Permit Tax
                   Workers Compensation Tax
             
                 STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
             
                  Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
                  We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home
                  to raise the kids.
                  What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
                  And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
                  I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
                 GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!

Topics: 1   Posts: 23
I know the feeling. Now they are even trying to tax purchases on the internet from companies not even in your state!!! That was one of the great things about shopping on the internet.

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California is raising their Sales Tax. Now in some places with state sales tax, county sales tax, and city sales tax, you can pay over 10% sales tax on a purchase. Put that on top of a $20,000 Harley!

Topics: 1   Posts: 127
Did you know that in the beginning the Senate and the House were actually civil servants and represented the citizens for no salary? They had to come up with all these taxes to pay themselves 5 times as much as the average of the middle class they are now representing.

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The senate and the House need to be voted out and not be aloud to vote themselves raises with out our (The peoples") say in the matter. We need to get off our duffs and as a whole start doing something about this wrong shite happening to us. It is our own fault for sitting on our duffs not wanting to get involved. But we need to get involved or we can't say anything about what is happening to OUR COUNTRY.

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