A man who has been drinking for a while.
Has to go to the MENS room to relieve himself.
After a few minutes there is a hair raising scream from the mens room that echoes all through the pub.
A minute later again a hair raising scream come out of the mens room and echoes through out the pub.
All the patrons are looking worried and start to leave.
The bar tender goes over to the mens and opens the door.
He asks ,"Is everything alright?"
He hears a moan from one of the cubicles.Then he walks toward the cubicle.
He opens the door and looks at the man sitting down.
Again he asks are you alright sir?
The man says,"Every time I try and get up something grabs and squeezes my balls."
The bar tender say to the drunk."Your sitting on the mop bucket!"