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The Theory of Intelligence
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago The Theory of Intelligence I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this. "Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo; and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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rory1 wrote about 1 year ago Yeah....try telling that to a pissed off woman at 4 am , after you've woken the whole neighbourhood, singing your way home. ______________________ The best arguement against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter |
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago rory1 wrote...
Yeah....try telling that to a pissed off woman at 4 am , after you've woken the whole neighbourhood, singing your way home.Are we to assume this is the voice of experience speaking !!!!!  ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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Nofrets1 wrote about 1 year ago I knew (hic!) that... ______________________
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Steven wrote about 1 year ago Nothing like a dunken smart ass |
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Brat wrote about 1 year ago After reading the first 2 sentences, I thought you were going to make reference to riders at the tail end of a pack. Whew! |
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fartking69 wrote about 1 year ago As said by Cliff Clavin to Norm Peterson in a classic episode of 'Cheers'. One of my favorites! |
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