A store clerk was walking around the store when he saw and Indian man(from INDIA) looking around the toilet paper section. He asks if he could help. The Indian man say "yes" .
The tell the clerk that he is looking for very very cheap toilet paper.
The clerk starts looking and say "what about this 10 rolls for $1.00."
The Indian replys,"cheaper cheaper."
Clerk looks some more and finds 20 rolls for $1.50c and tells the Indian.
He replys,"cheaper cheaper."
The clerk thinks about it for a while and then tells the Indian," I have a new no name and no brand in the store room. I'll let you have a bundle which has 48 rolls for $2.00." But he tells the Indian he will need to fill out a questionaire. What he thinks of it and what could it be called.
The Indian agrees to this.
A few days later the clerk is walking around again and sees the same Indian guy in the toilet paper section.
He goes over to the Indian and starts to chat with him. The clerk asked if the Indian had used all that toilet paper already.
The Indian said no just that he was looking for cheaper toilet paper again.
The clerk asked him if he had filled out the questionaire to which the Indian replies "yes."
Clerk asks"so what did you name it?"
The Indian replies,"we named it John Wayne!"
"Why did you name it John Wayne?" The clerk asked.
The Indian replies." Cause its rough and its tough and dont take no shit offen no Indians!!!"

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