This woman goes to her plastic surgeon and askes for a fac lift. He says he has a new procedure that will keep her from returning so often. "I'm putting a knob at the back of your neck and you just turn it to tighten up the skin. Your hair will hide it." "Okay" says the woman and off she goes. A few months later the woman returns to the doctor. "Doctor" she says "I have turned and turned this knob and I can't seen to get the bags under my eyes to go away. What am I doing wrong?" "Well my dear those are not bags under you eyes, those are your Boobs" " Well" said the woman "I guess I won't ask about the go-tee"

Not funny enough?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny yes, I am wondering what her breath smelled like???

Baaahhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!

That explains Nancy Pelosi

Fish ?    LOL

lol - she got the "deluxe crank" installed

Nothing explains Nancy Pelosi...But here's a NewsFlash:  You heard about her accident?  Her chauffeur was driving her through the countryside when suddenly a cow jumps out on the road and they hit it.  In her usual charming way, Nancy says to the chauffeur "You get out and check - you were driving."  He does.  Cow's dead, but he tells her "It was old." 

She says, "You go tell the farmer - you were driving."  He does.  Two hours later, he comes back, totally plastered, hair ruffled and a big grin on his face.  "Where were you?  What happened?" Nancy asked.  The chauffeur explained that when he told them, the farmer opened his best bottle of whisky, the wife cooked him a home-cooked meal and the daughter made love to him.

"What on earth did you tell them?" Nancy asked.

The chauffeur replied that when the farmer opened the door he told the farmer "Hi.  I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur--and I just kiiled the old COW!"

lmao - love that one

RoadZen.... We can only dream!!!!!!!!