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Biker Speeding Ticket
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Popper wrote over 3 years ago, Modified over 3 years ago A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the registration for this motorcycle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?! Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation... Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag but tools. Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. |
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GoFur wrote over 3 years ago Very Funny! I'm going to have to try that one. ______________________ GoFur Don't Matter What You Ride, As Long As You Ride!
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grunt1266 wrote over 3 years ago now thats funny |
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Dyna wrote over 3 years ago hahahahaha! love it ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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volcanrider wrote over 3 years ago Now that's funny!!!! ______________________ Life is good. |
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wolfhound wrote over 3 years ago Iwould try that in Montana but cops here shoot people for less:-0! |
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printerdoc wrote over 3 years ago Here in San Diego the cops shoot then ask questions. |
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Dyna wrote over 3 years ago @ wolfhound and printerdoc ...is that not the way of cops everywhere? If you ride a bike you must be guilty of something! Not long after I got my night train in January I was stopped for a routine traffic stop and wa asked by the cop where did a scumbag like me get the money for a new harley, I bit my tongue and ignored him for he was but twetny years younger than me but I so wanted to say "From your momma" LOL! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago Sometimes ya gotta suck it in and hold back. I remember my philosophy, ' Don't p**s off the man with the gun.' I have a story, sad but true, about when I tried to enter Canada (Quebec). In my van no less. Far to much for the forum. ______________________
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wolfhound wrote over 3 years ago To Canada in a van?Gotta hear that!Went hunting in northwest territories.Turned all my fire arm paper work and they dont even want to see if I have the guns I said or not!Try bring caribou meat back into the US and then you got trouble...oh and US Costoms didnt even ask about the guns!Crazy man crazy!Too much information? lol! |
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Seakers wrote over 3 years ago Dyna wrote...
@ wolfhound and printerdoc ...is that not the way of cops everywhere?If you ride a bike you must be guilty of something! Not long after I got my night train in January I was stopped for a routine traffic stop and wa asked by the cop where did a scumbag like me get the money for a new harley, I bit my tongue and ignored him for he was but twetny years younger than me but I so wanted to say "From your momma" LOL! i like that! Dyna, LOL ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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Ozbiker69 wrote over 3 years ago Bugger that would not work over here the Plod is too dumb too catch on |
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FXDynaRider wrote over 2 years ago This is funny, if this was in North Carolina, Ohio, New Jersey or Indiana it would most likely be true. |
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bullmoose wrote over 2 years ago LOL funny. Hell the damn cops in my town in Ohio might fall for that but they are to busy shooting dogs and 5 of them are in jail themself. One was so lazy someone turned in 2 guns to him and guess he dident want to do the paper work so he tossed the guns down a sewer drain. |
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Seakers wrote over 2 years ago bullmoose wrote...
LOL funny. Hell the damn cops in my town in Ohio might fall for that but they are to busy shooting dogs and 5 of them are in jail themself. One was so lazy someone turned in 2 guns to him and guess he dident want to do the paper work so he tossed the guns down a sewer drain.Holy Crap!  Like kids can't get them now, and now the cops are leaving them out to be "Found" aswell?______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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ChicksOnBikes wrote over 2 years ago Yep, get those cops riled up. That'll work. haha. |
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