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Lucky Topics: 138 Posts: 2775	Lucky wrote over 2 years ago, Modified over 2 years ago Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you... Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back in one hour and open the trunk. See which one is happy to see you! (ps, It was nice knowing you all) ______________________
highrisk Topics: 94 Posts: 1402	highrisk wrote over 2 years ago Its a good thing my truck doesnt have a trunk, The dog house isnt big enough for two ______________________ Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome
Topics: 15 Posts: 1761	wrote over 2 years ago Lucky wrote... Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you... Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back in one hour and open the trunk. See which one is happy to see you! (ps, I was nice knowing you all) Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO ______________________ Amendment 28 Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States .
hgsc90 Topics: 11 Posts: 3721	hgsc90 wrote over 2 years ago I don't have a dog............but I don't think it is advisable to try this.. Letting the "CAT" out of the bag could be deadly.........t
HDBeech Topics: 51 Posts: 275	HDBeech wrote over 2 years ago fxrdude wrote... Lucky wrote... Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you... Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back in one hour and open the trunk. See which one is happy to see you! (ps, I was nice knowing you all) Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO fxrdude: Do like black Road Kings? It's yours!!!! HDB ______________________
hgsc90 Topics: 11 Posts: 3721	hgsc90 wrote over 2 years ago You shoulda put a picture of the wife not the dog........would that have helped..????????????
g Topics: 68 Posts: 3914	g wrote over 2 years ago nice dog though,........i'll swap it for ma wife !!
Topics: 15 Posts: 1761	wrote over 2 years ago HDBeech wrote... fxrdude wrote... Lucky wrote... Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you... Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back in one hour and open the trunk. See which one is happy to see you! (ps, I was nice knowing you all) Since ya ain't gonna be around much longer after Laura reads this...Can I have your bike?...LMAO fxrdude: Do like black Road Kings? It's yours!!!! HDB Laura, Black Road Kings Go FASTER; I'll be happy to take it. Just LMK when he's unable to ride it anymore and I'll even come and get it and thanks Laura for your kindness. Hey Lucky, sorry man, but if ya ain't gonna be around, that bike should go to good hands...LMAO ______________________ Amendment 28 Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States .
GrampaBiker Topics: 1 Posts: 78	GrampaBiker wrote over 2 years ago LOOKS TO ME THAT SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE SLEEPING WITH A DOG FOR A LONG TIME....
Topics: 34 Posts: 405	wrote over 2 years ago Lucky wrote... Here's a quick test to see who has unconditional love for you... Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back in one hour and open the trunk. See which one is happy to see you! (ps, It was nice knowing you all) She should be happy you got her a dog!!!
DebraJo Topics: 21 Posts: 1603	DebraJo wrote over 2 years ago Sorry Lucky but I think you put this under the wrong category.. it should be under "What is the dumbest thing you have done lately" category.. hehehehe ______________________
kimberlylamky Topics: 0 Posts: 35	kimberlylamky wrote over 2 years ago I'm surprised no one has asked for Laura...???
hgsc90 Topics: 11 Posts: 3721	hgsc90 wrote over 2 years ago Which would cause the most pain...locked in a trunk??....or look dear what I just got for us..her name is.....no not good
HDBeech Topics: 51 Posts: 275	HDBeech wrote over 2 years ago I have to say, if I was going to be locked up in the trunk of a car, I would RATHER be with a DOG than my husband! ______________________
Dyna Topics: 20 Posts: 874	Dyna wrote over 2 years ago If fxrdude is getting the bike, can I have the wife???????? LOL! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not!
Topics: 1 Posts: 54	wrote over 2 years ago Uh huh. I wanna be a fly on the wall when you try to put the wife in the trunk. ______________________ *"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"*
Topics: 15 Posts: 1761	wrote over 2 years ago, Modified over 2 years ago Dyna wrote... If fxrdude is getting the bike, can I have the wife???????? LOL! Hey, wait a minute; I thought Laura came with the bike!! ______________________ Amendment 28 Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States .
BlvdCruiser Topics: 143 Posts: 2716	BlvdCruiser wrote over 2 years ago Services for Lucky will be February 13, 2010. The family asks that in lieu of flowers a donation be sent to The Dumb Ass Husbands Of America in Lucky's honor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things. The first is given, the second must be earned.
Seakers Topics: 21 Posts: 1307	Seakers wrote over 2 years ago BlvdCruiser wrote... Services for Lucky will be February 13, 2010. The family asks that in lieu of flowers a donation be sent to The Dumb Ass Husbands Of America in Lucky's honor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could we also send dog food in lieu of flowers? lol ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them!
hutch78 Topics: 2 Posts: 507	hutch78 wrote over 2 years ago LMAO, I can't stop. Enjoy the dog house Lucky. ______________________