 Browse Latest Posts |
 Categories |
 General » Biker and Motorcy... |
The Biker and the Farmer
Topics: 7 Posts: 59
|
Popper wrote over 3 years ago, Modified over 3 years ago The Biker and the Farmer While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . . Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk." Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Farmer: Look of shock. Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer. Dog: "Yep." Biker: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play." Farmer: Look of total disbelief. Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Farmer: "Horses don’t talk." Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Farmer: Extreme look of shock. Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer. Horse: "Yessiree Bob." Biker: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Farmer: Total look of utter amazement. Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Farmer: "The sheep is a liar!" |
Topics: 43 Posts: 6727
|
RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago didn't see that coming.... ______________________
|
Topics: 3 Posts: 55
|
grunt1266 wrote over 3 years ago Lmao way to funny |
Topics: 3 Posts: 121
|
GoFastGirl wrote over 3 years ago Ok, it took me a minute, but I got it. We don't have sheep in Florida. |
Topics: 22 Posts: 1731
|
DebraJo wrote over 3 years ago Gotta give the Farmer a hand for being a fast learner!! ______________________  |
Topics: 20 Posts: 1482
|
Seakers wrote over 3 years ago LOL, good comments aswell, hahaha ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
Topics: 150 Posts: 3251
|
Lucky wrote about 1 year ago . ______________________
|
Topics: 8 Posts: 236
|
Hoss1584 wrote about 1 year ago This had to happen in New Zealand everyone knows the farmers wear gumboots and velcro gloves!!!! |
Topics: 137 Posts: 2767
|
BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago BAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
Topics: 13 Posts: 1753
|
g is a farmer  ______________________ Amendment 28Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States . |
|
Topics: 7 Posts: 338
|
Funny...I thought about g too! hahaha |
Topics: 94 Posts: 1588
|
TACO wrote about 1 year ago wonder if the sheeps head was stuck in the fence  |
|
Topics: 94 Posts: 1588
|
TACO wrote about 1 year ago sorry but i could'nt pass it up...LOL!!!! 
|
|
Topics: 8 Posts: 236
|
Hoss1584 wrote about 1 year ago |
| Forum Home | Browse Latest |
Moderators:
HDBeech, AdventureGirl, RexTheRoadDog, debrajo62, highrisk, RevBigJohn, Lucky, CycleFishAdmin
