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PapaDoc wrote over 2 years ago A biker put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa". The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day Grandpa died. The biker thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy. And good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the biker, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his shop. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight, he would be okay. He felt safe in the shop, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived. He breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it. I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day. You'll never believe what happened to me... This morning our pool man dropped dead in the middle of cleaning the pool!  |
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Dyna wrote over 2 years ago LMAO! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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paduck2003 wrote over 2 years ago Good one |
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NightDragon wrote over 2 years ago funny Dragon ______________________ |
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Seakers wrote over 2 years ago lol that was a good one! ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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Steven wrote over 2 years ago I was a little slow on the up take, but finally hit me. Now thats funny and Ouch. |
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Lizardmomma wrote over 2 years ago Ha Ha! Didn't see that one coming! Good one! |
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