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PapaDoc

Topics: 12 Posts: 35

PapaDoc wrote over 2 years ago

THE OLD BIKER

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old biker, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was

marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.

Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age

of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite

of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully

suggested that Tom should consider getting a mechanic to help

him out at the shop, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,

'And how's the new mechanic?'

Without hesitating, Tom said,

'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old Guys `

Not what you thought, AH?

MDBikerGal

Topics: 2 Posts: 429

MDBikerGal wrote over 2 years ago

hehe good one...

wolfhound

Topics: 7 Posts: 837

wolfhound wrote over 2 years ago

I like the way you think!

harleysmoke

Topics: 1 Posts: 70

harleysmoke wrote over 2 years ago

very funny

rynydaz

Topics: 1 Posts: 105

rynydaz wrote over 2 years ago

I love a old guy!!! To each its own, but I just cant relate to the cougar thing, aint nothing sweeter than a old guys peter (LOL)

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wrote over 2 years ago

funny...lol....yeah, the older the guitar the` sweeter the strings sound when strummed...right,,lol

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NightDragon

Topics: 131 Posts: 2513

NightDragon wrote over 2 years ago

Hey I may be getting up there in the age dept. and it may take me all night to do what I use to do all night, but I can still go at it like Drunk Monkeys!!!!
Dragon

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